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Cassie's Comedy Corner XII

WARNING: Enter At Your Own Risk! LOL

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones." ~Proverbs 17:22 (King James Version)

iRepeat: "HUMOR is a Universal Language."


iRepeat: "The Purpose of Fun Is To Have It!"

Honey, if you DON'T have Fun -

especially with ALL o' da Wicked Foolishness

that's goin' on 'round da 'tire wuhl

(the entire world) - you're gonna be subject to

FALLIN' FLAT on yo' FACE, Filled with Worry & Fear.

Time is TOO Short & God is TOO Good

For you to "go out" like that!

So...GET A GRIP on yo'self,

"Funny Up" & Let's "git 'er done"!

iDARE ya to start by visiting "Cassie's Comedy Corner" (ALL of 'em)

on my personal website! But just REMEMBA: "Enter At Your Own Risk!"

LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz! #YouHaveBeenForewarned

;) **wink** xoxoxo

Because iLike Livin' THIS Kinda Life,



"Lady Evangelist/Pastor Helena Shawn Lewis-Johnson"

Sharing a Thought-Provoking Quote On da FB:

"Sometimes YOU just Have to PICK

yourself UP and Carry On..."

The Joy of the Lord is my Strength.

"Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley":

Love this!!!


\0/<--In the words of my

FAVOR-RIGHT (favorite) daughter:

"YEST!" #ThatIsForDaRemnant


(What?! lol),


"Lady Stephanie 'Queen' Dotson" Clownin'

In Her OWN Classic Way:



**Addin' my OWN li'l "twist" to a now

famous line from da Movie: "The Help"**

Yes, You "Really" iz Smart,

You "Really" iz Kind,

You "Really" iz Important,

Cute & CraZy, etc. etc.

Any mo' Questions? KEEP 'EM! J/k (Just kiddin').

Hehehehe! ;) **wink**

Ova Here STILL Bein' ME Honey (lol),


O-to-da-M-to-da-G! iJust got a NEW revelation 'bout da word "SKI"!

Watch this...Watch this now...Watch this:

"You is Smart. You is Kind. You is Important."

SEE da SKI? #KnewedYouWould


"Lady Esther Womack" On da FB 03/01/12:

Welcoming fresh and new things happening today and beyond!!!!


I Feel Ya & I'm Wit' Ya, "Your Royal Majesty 'Queen' Esther Womack,"

In ALL Your "March Madness & Mayhem!" Oops! iMean,

"March Ministry of Moving Forward"!

;) **wink**

Bowin'-n-Curtsyin'-n-Carryin' On (,



"Lady (Avis) Michelle Fisher"

On da FB 03/01/12:

You don't want to miss it (03/09/12)!

Come dressed up and walk the red carpet

and have some church!


See you there, Sis! That "35 Years"

ain't NO joke NEITHA! Ohhhh...but

touch yo' neighba and say,

"He Brought Me"! HA-GLORY!

**Takes off runnin'-n-shoutin'-n-dancin'

down da virtual "red carpeted aisles"

o' "Facebook Cathedral"! WHAT?! lol**


'Cause I FEEL MY HELP COMIN' Right About Now,


"Lady Michelle Fisher":

Yes indeed...I feel a "parking lot (ministry)" coming,

and it won't be on no Sunday like


In OTHA Words:


whether it's INSIDE or OUTSIDE of a building or facility.

Come on outta here, Sis! Yes, MA'AM! #Let'sGO!


"Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley" On da FB 03/01/12:

**Late Afternoon/Evening**

A spirit of sleep manifested in my room like

never before...and all I could do was surrender.

\0/ #gospelface lol! #pasttiredyetthankful

Me/"Mama Cassie":

\0/<--Come on and LIFT those hands and

TELL It (da "Spirit o' Sleep" aka SOS),

"Yest!" **Zzzzzz...**

Yo' CraZy Mama (but WHATEVA,,

"Mama Cassie"

"Lady Marquita Dunn":

Yes! Lay prostrate before the Lord and let your nostrils lift up a

SACRIFICE of praise!

"Mama Cassie":

LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz! #LawdPlzHelpMarquitaThatIsAll

"Lady Marquita":

Mother Kelley...the BIBLE says,

"In ALL thy ways acknowledge him..."

(Proverbs 3:6)

<----I felt that thang.

That'll preach.

"Mama Cassie":

iHear ya, "Boo"! Come on here and say a WORD, why don'tcha?!

Ha-GLORY! :)

"Lady Marquita":

What I REALLY wanna know is if you can catch this revelation. Look at ya neighbor and say "NEIGHBOR, every time you slobber in your sleep, you've purged!" Say "Neighbor, ain't NO excuse for your dreams not to be holy..." The doors of the church are open!

"Mama Cassie":

Is there one? ANYONE!

For there IS room for you at the

FOOT o' da BED! Won'tcha come today?

**This here song ALL of a SUDDEN

begins to ring on da tables of my

li'l-BIG heart (In da tune o' "There Is

Room At The Cross For You")**

"There is room at da BED for you. For Sleep knows just what to do. WHENEVA you snore, just let it ROCK-n-CRADLE you some more. Ohhhh...HI-YA! **\0/<--(Hands uplifted while feelin' a quickenin'!)** There is room at da BED...oh, yest, for you-ou-ouuuuuu. Now, let da church say, 'Yest! Yest! Ye-est! Ye-e-est! Ye-est! Ye-e-est!" >->0 (Laid SLAP OUT on da FLO'...Sigh) **Smh**

"Lady Marquita":

*grabs mic* ("Cassie" NOTE: She begins singin' in da tune o' "I Am Free") "I cannnnn sleep! Praise the Lord, I can sleep! No longer up all night! No more bags under my eyes! My mind is resting. It's just a blessing. Praise the Lord, hallelujah, I'm sleep! *key change* ("Cassie" NOTE: Then she starts singin' in da tune o' "There Is None Like You") There is nothing like sleeeepppp. Nothing else can refresh my body like sleep. I could search all day for some rest and find...there is nothing...there is noooo thing, there is nothing like sleep."

"Mama Cassie":

**Yet on da FLO' doin' a

"Call & Response Medley"**

Caller: "My WHOLE BODY..."

Congregational Response:

"Belongs to Sleep!"

Caller: "My WHOLE BODY..."

Response: "Belongs to Sleep!"

Caller: "My WHOLE BODY..."

Response: "Belongs to Sleep!"

Caller: "My WHOLE BODY..."

Response: "Belongs to Sleep!"

Caller: "Come on, come on, come on..."

Response: "Don'tcha wanna go?"

Caller: "Come on, come on, come on..."

Response: "Don'tcha wanna go?"

Caller: "Oh, come on, come on, come on..."

Response: "Don'tcha wanna go?"

All: "Yest, iWanna go to Sleep!"

**WHAT?! lol**

Caller: "What do you know 'bout Sleep?"

Response: "It's ALL RIGHT!"

Caller: "What do you know 'bout Sleep?"

Response: "Oh, It's ALL RIGHT!"

**So Forth-n-So On**

The End

(Gotz to leave FB for choir rehearsal, "peeps"!

Love ya, #LeaveMeAloneMarquita!

"Lady Marquita":

This is what I get for missing choir rehearsal

of my own. SMH

"Lady Clair McCoy":

I have to repost this. Hilarious

"Lady Crystal Renee'":

Y'all, keep my mother lifted in prayer!

Hahaha #loveher

"Lady Whitney Swift":

O Crystal ReRe,

I c where u get it!! HILARIOUS I must say!!!! :)


"Lady Marquita":

I enjoyed her ministry. LOL


"Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley" On da FB 03/13/12:


Where are the intercessors?

The Spirit of Sleep is coming in like a flood! lol!!

"Cuz'n Cheryl Murphy Thomas"

aka "PoeticOne":

Yep, you are Cassie's child...lololol...


Me/"Mama Cassie":

Uhm...WHOMEVA & WHATEVA do you mean,

"Cuz'n Cheryl"?! Hehehehe! :)

STILL ova here "Pleadin' The Fifth..." (lol),

"Mama Cassie"

"Cuz'n Cheryl":



Phoebe ~ From the Greek, it means "bright, shining one".

**Definition from image below.**

"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons"

On da FB 03/13/12:


I'm just going to stop trying to explain that

I'm not "Phoebe's Home" here in Bryan, TX.

Phoebe's Home is for battered and abused women. ("Cassie" NOTE: Pray, seriously.)

Yes, I work with the Homeless. Yes, my name is Phebe.

But I work at Family Promise...not Phoebe's Home.

I have absolutely nothing to do with Phoebe's Home...

I just happen to have the same name

(but without the "o")!

And sometimes after all that explaining, they leave still believing

I'm "Phoebe's Home"! :)

"Lady Amy Erwin Jones":

Thank you for clearing that up. :)

Sir Johnny Lister, Jr.:

Lol Girl, u are Crazy!!!

"Lady Phebe":

LOL Johnny...I have to explain that at least 2-3 times a month.

I get tickled every time I have to explain it to people.

Sir George Tony Castilleia:



"O"..."I" "C". Thanks for giving MORE Clarity, "Lady Phebe"! LOL

In OTHA News: "I" MISS "Thee"! ;) **wink**

Still a Citizen of "Phebe Island," Centrally Located On da FB,


"Lady Phebe":

Lady Cassie! I was just thinking about you last night...I figured you were up to something good, since I didn't see as many of your posts come across the screen. I've been missing you! :)

"Lady Sandra Boone McKever":

Well, Doc., maybe we need to get you on board over here, lol.

"Lady Phebe":

Ms. Sandra...I think it's best I hold down this end over here

and you continue holding down your end over there! LOL

"Lady Angela Abney":

Lol Dr. Simmons

"Lady Leah Matthews":

Sooo, what you are saying is that Phoebe's Home and Phebe Simmons are separate and distinct entities - 1 has nothing to do with the other? You are not Phoebe's Home namesake? You didn't misspell your name? Is that the message we should get?

"Lady Phebe":

LOLOL!! Yes, Dr. Leah! All of that!!

I'm laughing out loud again! :)


New Billboard Idea:

"DEAR WORLD: Dr Phebe Moore Simmons is NOT nor SHALL she EVA (ever) be "Phoebe" NOTHIN'! Her mama and daddy did NOT mistakingly "mis-name" her! It is OFFICIALLY spelled that way on her BIRTH CERTIFICATE, so how in da heck can she be OTHA than what she was BORN to be?! Shoot! **Smh**

For More Information Ask GOD!"

This is a PAID IN FULL Advertisement by Yahweh...

NOT To Be Purposely Misconstrued or Jumbled With Yahoo!

CraZy 'Bout My Phebe (but WHATEVA,,


"Lady Phebe":

Lady Cassie, I'm hollering over here! Love it!!

"Lady Mary Moore":

Ok, Mrs. Phebe, after Mrs. Cassie's post there should be

no more problems. NOW YA KNOW.

"Lady Phebe":

Yes indeed, Mary!! LOL


"Lady Evangelist Jessica D. Bell":

Am I the only one that used to like to watch "Fat Albert" on Saturdays as well as the "Electric Company" and Captain Kangaroo? OK---I'm telling my age right here...AND yes---GOOD TIMES...Y'all know Morgan Freeman was on the Electric Co.

"Lady Trinetta Thompkins":

Fun times! Great tv, where kids

were kids, and there was a message.

"Lady Leidell J. Gettis":

No, you are not (telling age)...LOL


\0/<--(In sheer AGONY)

Ohhhh...If ONLY iCould Turn BACK da Time! **Sigh**


Missin' da "Old Dayz" Like CraZy,


"Lady Cheyndell Grissett":

Hey, Jessica, you are as old as you feel,

and you are not old...just wise. :)

"Lady Jessica":

Yes, y'all, so true!!


From Me...On da FB 03/16/12:

Alright...Listen Up, GOOD PEOPLE!

It's Me "Cassie"...Comin' Right Atcha



(One of My "WOW" Moments)!

So, If You'll Just Be WISE Enough To

Take This GOOD ADVICE "From Me,"

MORE Than Likely Things Will Work Out

REAL NICE "For You."




Find Ur Niche & "Have aFUN-FilledWeekend!"

MOST Importantly: Be Blessed, Be Safe & Behave!

Ya Got It? GOOD. :) xoxoxo

Sending LOTS o' Love-n-Hugs-n-Kisses-n-Stuff As Well,



"Lady Charlene D. Ayers" On da FB 03/16/12:

Whew! Walked around the block 2 times

b4 going off to work this morning!

TGIF (Thank God It's Friday), y'all!

Aaaaghahahahahahaha -

hoooo boy...couldn't help it!


1. Place block on floor.

2. Walk around it twice.

3. Sit down...Relax.

4. You have just walked around the block twice.

"Lady Veronica Sanford":


"Lady Carol Grant Gibson":


"Lady Willia Grigsby":



LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz! #WhatTheFUNyuns?

Singing, "Walk With Me, Lord" (iJust "Cain't"...Sigh),



"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" On da FB 03/16/12:

I'm just excited to be alive today!! Happy Friday to ya! :)



"Lady Phebe"! :)

"PHEELIN'" Mighty "PHINE" Right About Now (lol),


"Lady Phebe":

Hey, Lady Cassie!!! many cups of coffee

have you consumed this morning? LOL!

I can hear the energy in your post! :)


Ohhhh...'bout "PHIVE" or so, give or take

(but "iPREPHER" that ya give...I'm just sayin')!


"Lady Phebe":


I'm hollering over here, Lady Cassie! :)


"Lady Barbara Frederick Sample" On da FB 03/16/12:

(Tagged me on my FB Wall with the following Pic & Post below.)

Click on photo above to enlarge.

Mother Frances Kelley is "BRINGING IT!!!!"

**Special Guest Speaker at the Texas Northwest 32nd Annual Women's Convention, held at Holy Tabernacle COGIC in Fort Worth, TX**

"Lady Mashona Brook-Bryant":

She spoke a Word, and she was raw with it.

She didn't cut any corners.

She kept it REAL!


Yes-to-da-MA'AM & Hallelujah To The LAMB!

"Mother Kelley" BOLDLY came up in da "Camp"

with "bof" (both) "Spiritual Sawed-Off Shotguns"


Then da woman just DOWNRIGHT let us

have it SQUARE between da eyes, honey!

"iAin't lyin'" & iAin't MAD at her NEITHA!

Let da Church say, "Ouch & Amen!" LOL



Sir Terrell Bryant:

Mother Kelley don't bite her tongue.

It's Holiness or Hell.

What a word!!!!

Sir Rev. Alvin L. Pope:

All I could say was - WOOOOWWW!!!!!


"Lady Harolyn ReNea Moore" On da FB 03/17/12:

Click on each photo above to enlarge.

Our physician servants - those who will be giving instructions towards being resuscitated, repaired & ready. I'm telling you - Women's Ministries, Children's Ministry (young ladies) - you cannot afford to miss out on this conference - We'll see you all in the ER - we'll have the oxygen tanks and IVs in place for you - are we going to need a couple of wheelchairs too?

"Lady Lexii Lias":

C U there, Auntie.

"Lady Harolyn":

I'll be waiting on you!

Love you, honeybun! ♥ MSL

**"Ministry Servant Leader"**

"Lady Lexii":

Love u 2 ♥


Uhm...May iSTRONGLY SUGGEST that y'all put "9-1-1" on SPEED DIAL?! Or, perhaps, lemme READILY RECOMMEND that y'all have SEVERAL SPACIOUS "ammalamps" (ambulances) parked out front so da SPIRITUALLY SLAIN can be WHISKED AWAY wit' da quickness to "Dr. JESUS The GREAT PHYSICIAN"!

For it is THROUGH HIM & BY HIM that we ALL are miraculously and SUPERnaturally HEALED, DELIVERED & SET FREE! The End

\0/<--(Holdin' up "bof" arms with IV's ALREADY in ',


"Lady Min. Cynthia Diggs":

Cassandra Roberson-Kelley, love it!


DON’T play with me, "Lady Cynthia Diggs"!

LOL…(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz! #StretchedOutOnJesus

"Lady Harolyn":

Ladies, you all have messed me up!

My darling sister Cassandra ______________________flat line


"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" On da FB 03/19/12:

I just realized that I truly prefer crispy bacon over the flimsy stuff! Crispy bacon makes me smile!! Happy Monday to ya! :)



"PHEBE ISLAND" - Centrally Located in

"The Wonderful World of FB":

Here ya go, "Peeps"! But uhm...DON'T catch a case o' da CB

("Crispy Baconitis")! LOL #I'mJustWarnin'Ya

Love, "Cassie"

"Lady Phebe":

Whoo-hoo!!! Love it, Lady Cassie!! LOL

"Lady Ronda Coble-West":

That looks so good!


"Enjerrrr"...iMean, ENJOY! ;) **wink**

"Lady Ingrid Anderson":

I want a bacon sandwich, plz!


With or without lettuce and tomatoes, "Boo"? lol

"Lady Elaine Reed Washington":

A carnivore's wish come true!! My goodness...

I'll have some bread with my bacon, please!


Uhm...would that be white or wheat bread, Sis? lol

"Lady Elaine":

Wheat bread, please!!

Just so I can have something healthy

to go with this meal...


Wise choice, "Lady Elaine..."! Hehehehe!

;) **wink**

Sir Harold Eaton:



**Munch-Munch! Crunch-Crunch!** lol


"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" On da FB 03/19/12:

Now I pride myself on being halfway intelligent and "in the know" for the most part....but when I get a phone call from a bail bond's office asking me if I know where someone is (because they skipped bail on them), then I begin to question me just know too many folk!

"Lady Nicole Fredericksen":

Know what u mean lol!


Your NEW title NOW is Dr. "WAS":

"World Atlas Simmons"! NOW "WAS" can STILL BE a "PHEE-BEE"...meaning, there will POSSIBLY BE a "PHINDER's FEE"! #Y'allAin'tWithMe LOL

In OTHA Words:

Tell "Mr. Bail Bondsman" **being at least "halfway intelligent"**

"DON'T get it twisted...'everythang' ain't FREE!" **Smh**

"Lady Phebe":


I'm hollering over here!


PUH...leeeeaaaase DON'T ask me

how many cups o' coffee iHad 2day! LOL

"Lady Phebe":

LOLOLOLOL...okay, we won't go there,

Lady Cassie!!

All I wanna know is did you enjoy each cup?! LOL


Of course...Hellerrrr. Halleluyerrrr. #JavaLed


"Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley" Crackin'

SLAP UP On da FB 03/20/12:

I truly believe one of the greatest gifts God gave

me...was a sense of humor. ::which I think I

inherited from my mother::side-eye::lol::

Laughter is such a beautiful thing...

it'll change your life.

::Usually my "in closing" is something that'll

make you think, as you end your day.

But I'm going to change it up::

In closing,

You know how people try to "walk heavy" in the spirit, but they give a prophetic word that's so vague and generic?!

Can I give an example? Let me show you how...

Ok first, get that "gospel face" like something STANK and you KNOW it ain't the truth... ::insert a few head shakes like someone's life

is about to be changed:: then walk up to someone and say, "In 30 days..." then just

walk away... #straightgeneric LOL!!

Good Night!


Me/"Mama Cassie":

LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz! #iWasThereBoo!

With "medicrational" music in da background,

"Mama Cassie"

A "Cassie" NOTE:

**See/Read below 'bout ALL da COMMOTION (Mental Excitement)

during da LAUGH-O-PLOSION! (Info. on "Scheduled Events" page.)**

Click on flyer above to enlarge.

OMGlasses! **Tears o' joy all up on my lenseses!**

Last night...Touch yo' neighbor and say, "Last night..." Sir Broderick E. Rice aka "'The' Empowertainer" - in ALL his "Walkin' in da Pathetic" (Prophetic) "What That Is"! Ain't that right, "Lady Evangelist/Elder Wanda Bell" & AOW (A)scriptions (O)f (W)orship, including "Lady Debora Clark" & "Lady Min. Cymien 'Cym' Hughes" & "Lady Elexia Wiggins," as well as "Lady Crystal Renee' Kelley" & Sir Min. Fredrick Williams, who had to CONSISTENTLY play "medicrational" (meditational) music fo' da COMEDIC GENIUS? lol In my CONCLUSION, as iGet ready to Thanks for EVERYTHING, Sir Jeremiah Johnson, Sr. & Wife "Lady Marguritte S. Johnson," as well as "Lady Dr. Renee Fowler Hornbuckle"! iJust have three (3) words to leave with ya: "In 30 days..." :) #ReceiveIt

A Student of da "BroDERickan" Language,


"Lady Debora Clark":



Yes, indeed, "Lady Debora"! #JesusTakeDaWheel!

"Lady Debora":


"Lady Kacey Pringle":

He's (Sir Broderick Rice' a trip!


iKnow, right, "Lady Kacey Pringle"?

Ohhhh...but a sista (that would be is "enjerrrrin'"

(enjoying) da journey! Hi-Ya! :) #SpiritualRoadTrip

"Lady Evangelist/Elder Wanda Bell"

On Her Own FB Wall:

Thanks to Jeremiah Johnson, Sr. for having AOW share at the service last night with my good friend, Broderick E. Rice, at Agapé in Arlington, TX! Frederick Williams and the Agapé praise team were awesome as always!! What a high spirit there was, not to mention we laughed our heads off!!

Pictured Left To Right:

Sir Pastor Jeremiah Johnson, Sr., Lady Marguritte S. Johnson, Lady Dr. Renee Fowler Hornbuckle &

Sir Broderick E. Rice

"Lady Marguritte S. Johnson" On da FB Wall Of

"Lady Dr. Renee Fowler Hornbuckle":

OMG...It went down last nite @ Agapé - Broderick Rice is HILARIOUS!!! All of those impersonations locked up in one man is CRAZY! Thank U God for the divine favor of this awesome connection! Thank U Babe - Pastor Johnson for making this event possible! Thank U Pastor Mom for allowing LIFE (International Ministries) to partner with Agapé to ensure the success of this event! Thank U Broderick for allowing God to use your gift of comedy to unite the KINGDOM! Laughter does good like medicine + WE ALL LOOK SO MUCH BETTER WHEN WE SMILE. :)


Uhm..."bof" (both) o' my sides are YET achin' this here "mornTing"!

LOL...(L)aid (O)ut (L)ongwayz! #HelpMeLawd

Lovin' Me Some Broderick E. Rice N'em (lol),


Sir Broderick E. Rice On Elder Wanda Bell's FB Wall:

Wanda The 'Lady' Bell.....What a TREAT to SEE and HEAR you Release the Worship and Praise last Night! OMG! So 'BELL'-lightful ! What??? LOL! Looking forward to coming on your radio show again SOON!!!!!!!

"Wanda The 'Lady' Bell":

Sir Broderick E. Rice (as Cassandra Roberson-Kelley would say) was certainly a pleasure to see you and be blessed by your ministry of laughter....and you can include me in your presentations anytime! Because of you, I now know when I was the sunlight/morning! LOL!!! And yes, anytime you are available, we can do the show! Thank you sooooooooo much for being who you are!! I loved the honey bun one.....and I started to waltz up there when you were singing "That Man"....that would have raised the roof off...LOL....see you again soon!

Sir Broderick:

I LOVE it! Next time you will have to come

right up on stage. We are PURPOSED for

Partnership. I am so EXCITED for what YOU

are doing through Radio and through Music.

I am STRENGTHENED by your Passionate

Pursuit of your God ordained assignment.

Ttys (Talk 2 U soon) 'Lady' Bell!!!!!!


**Just "CHEEZIN' While I'm READIN'…lol**



On da FB 03/22/12:

On THIS "ver, ver" SPECIAL DAY, March 22nd, in The Year of Our Lord 2012, "Sir Alvin & Da Chipmunks" and iDo hereby declare it to be a MOST WONDROUS, GLORIOUS & VICTORIOUS "Day of Celebration" - NOT ONLY bcuz of The Heavenly Father's FRESH & SPANKIN' BRAND NEW "Gift of Mercy" - but bcuz it marks "hubby's" (Sir Walter Kelley's) **Who, by the way, is NOT a "Facebooker"** 53rd BIRTHDAY! Guess what da man's been doin' ALL WEEK LONG? Hint: #GotRodnReel? lol

DOUBLY FUNtastic is da fact that it's also da BOUNTIFULLY BLESSED BIRTHDAY of my

dear "Kingdom Sista-Friend" down yonda

in Memphis, Tennessee...NONE OTHA than

"Preachin' Powerhouse Patricia R. Lewis"!


to "bof" (both) of You! MUAH! :) xoxoxo

Wit' LOTS o' Love & BEST Wishes & Stuff,


"Lady Alana L. Carriere-Hall":

How can they NOT have a wonderful birthday with YOU in their lives?


Happy Birthday to Cassie's peeps!


Well, ALRIGHTY THEN, "Lady Alana..."!

You done messed around and SPOKE da WHOLE TRUTH up in here,

on da FB! Hehehehe! Love You TOO, Sis! "Happy Triumphant Thursday"

to You & Yours! ;) **wink**

"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons":

☻/ღ˚ •。* ˚ ˚✰˚ ˛★* 。 ღ˛° 。* °♥ ˚ • ★ *˚ .ღ 。

/▌*˛˚ღ •˚ ˚ ...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Mr. Kelley..... ˚ ✰* ★

/ \ ˚. ★ *˛ ˚* ✰。˚ ˚ღ。* ˛˚ 。✰˚* ˚ ★ღ ˚ 。✰ •* ˚ "


He will SO like this, "Lady Phebe"! Givin' him a dose o' that "PMS"...

uh-huh. iSee ya, Sis. #KaPOW! :)


"Lady Becky Erb Strang" On da FB Wall Of Our Mutual Friend...

"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons" 03/22/12:

Sir Michael Cryst:

Becky, this is CLASSIC. Thanks for sharing!

"Lady Teresa O'Callaghan Gusching-Heitkamp":


"Lady Dr. Phebe Moore Simmons":

Whoo-hoo!! Yes indeed!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL


**Gasps** WAIT! \0/<--(Wit' hands all up in da air-n-carryin' on)

HOLD UP, "Lady Becky"! **Still gasping fo' GOD's fresh air**

Wheeeew! iAbsolutely MUST find this here "scripture" in my Bible!

"Where O Where Shall iSearch," pray tell, thou who hath

SUPERnaturally received a "word from the Word"?!

LOL #Cain'tSeeOrBreave!

"Lady Becky":

I ♥ You, Cassandra Roberson-Kelley!

"Lady Phebe":

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL @ Lady Cassie...uhhh,

you won't find that particular scripture

in the Good Book! :)


NEVAtheless, ladies, iBelieve.

0/<--(Wit' COFFEE MUG raised on HIGH)

Cheers from GOD & Me! ;) **wink**